status dismorphia
a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, -ssuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.
‘dude, that hottie is never going to go out with me, i am so not in her league’
‘what’s with the status dismorphia?? you’re the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern’
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