status jacker
one who constantly comments on another’s statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status
dude, he’s such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!
when you put up a status on facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. can be very annoying and often results in one of those “shake my head” moments.
me on monday: “screw harry potter, i’m seeing the winnie the pooh movie!”
friend on thursday: “forget harry potter i’m seeing winnie the pooh”
me thinking to myself: what a status jacker, smh
one who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it’s 50% off mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. jacking the ‘status’ of a wealthy person by means of knowing what sh-t is really worth.
boss girl is such a status jacker. she just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. she’s going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit l.c. tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.
did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!
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