status poser
one who embellishes or even fakes a facebook status, to make their lives seems so much more interesting than it really is.
did you see what jake posted on facebook? we didn’t get vip seating to an exclusive club! we were seated near a window in a pub! he’s so dramatic!!!! what a “status poser!”
jessica the “status poser” is at it again! no guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! give me a break, this is new york city. n-body cares!!!!
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