The Shield
a male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. it is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. he is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. he is completely incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. his hands are made of gl-ss and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, b-ttered, and salted up and play leap frog.
hey man, anyone want to play the shields leap frog with me?
a tv series on fx that centers on a morally-challenged la cop named vic mackey. but there’s stories that focus on other cops as well in the precinct, besides vic, which makes the show even more compelling.
it maybe a cable show, but you’ll be surprised by the high level of intensity on this show.
it’s tv-ma for it’s brutal violence, profanity and moments of nudity and s-x. certainly one of the best shows tv has to offer.
season 4 starts in march. whoo-hoo!
the best show ever created? why i do think so.
the shield
antwon mitch-ll: from now on, when i say, “suck my d-ck”, you say, “you want me to lick your b-lls, daddy?”
the triumvirate of dean ambrose; seth rollins, and roman reigns. (two independent wrestlers, and one powerhouse with a great heritage that has proven himself.)
they fight for justice, and have been making waves in the wwe, taking out sheamus, cena, ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.
5 year old ‘d-mn! that stupid shield just beat up john cena. john cena is superman! he is justice! they’re evil!’
smark: ‘well kiddo, you’re going to have to believe in the shield! ha ha ha’
mark: ‘yeah man, i mean seriously, i can’t believe wwe haven’t ruined the shield yet, they’ve even beaten the babyfaces like cena; ryback, sheamus and orton’
a style that girls usually get, it is the process of getting bangs that forms a wall on the forehead. often a hairstyle hard to pull off.
janet jackson is wearing the shield. omgz
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