Turtle Beach
a s-xual position in where you strap each of your t-st-cl-s to the partic-p-nts respective ears and rapidly thrust your girth into their throat while screaming “aww, f-ck yeah c-nt!”.
“my dad gave me a turtle beach for christmas last year”.
a kick-ss headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 dolby digital sound surround, anything less isn’t a true turtle.
its best area of expertise is search and destroy on call of duty as it makes it easy to clutch bk’s (bad kids). one problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming – noob mistake.
headset can lead to turtle beach hair and awesome kdr’s and win streaks.
often referred to as turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don’t pick up on this. once you buy a headset you know what the f-cks up.
annoying when kids on your team don’t have ninja pro on.
awesome when opponents don’t.
“steve, heads up i hear a kid coming around the corner on my turtle”
“hey f-cker… stop following me. your loud as f-ck on my turtle beach”
gaming headset used by gaming pros. they’re cool but too expensive. the only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.
i just bought a turtle beach x3!
-wow, what a waste of money.
a woman’s crotch, usually the region above the v-g-n- where pubic hair grows.
your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night
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