Status Terrorism
the act of hijacking somebody’s facebook status which usually results in the inability of replies from others, due to the awkward nature of the things said.
guy who posted status: f-ck me, there’s no shame in some people, just doing drugs on the train in public.
status terrorist 1: everyone is ‘cracking’ under christmas pressure.
status terrorist 2: they’re just ‘lining’ up the presents they’re going to buy.
status terrorist 1: preparing their wallets for many ‘dealings’.
status terrorist 2: just ‘sniffing’ out the bargains.
status terrorist 1: ‘injecting’ their own grandiose delusions of selflessness, through the medium of buying presents.
status terrorist 2: just ‘hashing’ out their christmas party plans.
status terrorist 1: they’re doing drugs.
guy who posted status: thanks guys for the status terrorism…
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