Status-ticks


ticks obsessed with status
the status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. not every day ordinary joe blows will do – only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!

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    one of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. it’s simple: raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. akin to the point to the lord and the cracker squirm. everyone on the dance floor was doing the caucasian clap.

  • assport

    a promiscuous gay man. that dude is an -ssport. a lot of guys go in and out. the act of transporting an object by the means of your r-ct-m. the mexican on my flight tried to -ssport c-ke on to the flight, of course he got caught. pulling international p-ssy. i got a brazilian stamp […]

  • Mash Mash Mash

    a derogatory term used in world of warcraft for cl-sses that take no skill whatsoever to play. the trend was started on the firetree us server by 2 australian horde players, it’s primarily used to poke fun at and trash talk cl-sses that quite literally “mash” one b-tton and still win in a pvp fight, […]

  • McGahander

    (verb) to wander or wonder aimlessly for periods of time instead of working. (noun) mcgahanderer: one who mcgahanders “get back to work and stop mcgahandering”

  • nemho

    an acronym for: natural early morning hard on it happens. it was misspelled in the movie which should have been t-tled “finding nemho”, a disgusting film about a s-xually abused fish. “then how do you explain that?” “what? oh god! that’s just a nemho! we’re not gay!” – from the movie ‘stuck on you’ – […]


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