Statusbating
the act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. this includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.
statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. “mutual statusbating”) results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
friend a:”check out my buddies update. tell me what you think”
update: too lazy for a note so here’s the summary – double dare is great, lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.
friend b: “i think you need to stop statusbating in public. it’s just sad.”
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