stealth douche
a person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. while more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
i thought sam was cool at first. he always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when i was cruising online instead of working. but the dude is a stealth douche – he suddenly ratted me out to hr and now i’m on probation.
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