stealth facebooking
like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful im service.
i really wanted to add an app, but i didn’t want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so i went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.
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