Stevehucking
the act of shoving a broomstick up your -ss as a form of autoerotic s-xual exploration / stimulation.
man, i tried stevehucking last night and it opened my eyes to a whole new and exciting, yet painful, world of pleasure!
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- Stevej
a guy whose life revolves around college hoops hot girl: hey u wanna go out tonight on a date. guy: no i’m going to pull a stevej and watch alcorn st v. arkansas pine-bluff
- Glayd
when two people of the same gender have s-x. the equivalent of ‘getting laid’ for heteros-xual peoples. this is a much easier way of saying h-m-s-xual/lesbian relations and a lot more eloquent than “man/lesbian s-x”. edward: “dude, i totally was mark’s wingman at a gay bar last night!” anthony: “really? man that would’ve been new!” […]
- Glistle
the act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and m-st-rb-t- furiously. sh-t, john was so glistle today that i couldn’t help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.
- Gnomechezz
one who is of gnome-like quality and is also an uber n00b. you do not want to be a gnomechezz. if you are a gnomechezz, you ultimately suck at life. quit being a dirt bag gnomechezz.
- Goat Punched
to get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. lack of memory and resisting -ssistance are also likely symptoms. inability to walk without -ssistance is another symptom. in short, to get extremely drunk. man, did you see john chugging that .40 last […]