steven hawking nut
when you have such a powerful nut that you’re whole body looses feeling and you look like steven hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.
dude- hey, are you ok? your face is messed up.
other dude- yeah, i just experienced a steven hawking nut while me and my “mate” were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
dude- oh man, that…..is awesome!
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