Steven Seagal Porno Music


music you would hear during various p-rnos involving steven seagal. usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. the beats in the music are usually well in sync with steven pumping a bunch of j-penese girls with his 20 inch d-ck. in one of his famous p-rnos aikido in a speedo, there’s a ton of disco p-rno music playing the background and he’s dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). his most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
-hears a funky techno song playing in the background-
sounds like steven seagal p-rno music!

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