when your meat sleeve receives m-ssive blood flow from the heart and becomes as hard as a wrought iron fence it could be considered a stifer-
as my sweetheart swallowed my rock hard stifer with her clean shaven gaper, it was a joyous occasion for my normally flacid pipe 🙂

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