stink stopper
noun: a maneuver performed to temporarily stop the stink from emanating from your bae’s corn hole during a bad case of the sh-ts. it is performed by inserting one’s c-m cannon into bae’s p–p chute and slowly walking her to the bathroom. once positioned over the toilet, disengage your salad shooter and let her juicy ducie flow. to return the favor, bae should then thank you by providing a wiener cleaner
ashley ate some tainted french food yesterday and didn’t think she could make it to the sh-tter before unloading in her pants. so i gave her the old stink stopper and stopped the hershey highway from flooding.
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