Stock Boy


a noun used to describe something this is generally quite bad, something you would prefer to not partake in ever again.
i thought that girl last night was general manager, but she was totally stock boy the next day.
the boy you uncontrollably have the hots for so much, you will stop at nothing to make him yours.
hessa: look at that boy shopping for toothbrushes. he’s a hottie.
chessa: you should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.

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