Stoichkov Syndrome
affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.
in this situation (where stoichkov syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the european football championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 partic-p-ting nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (bulgaria), offering a clue…
#1: “one of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation.”
#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)
“stoichkov”
#2 and #3: “bulgaria!”
#1: “yes! incredible!”
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