Stonehocker Theory
the theory that, even if you can’t afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. usually -ssociated with wearing nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.
steve: how do they afford such nice things?
kenzi: it’s simple. they live by the stonehocker theory.
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