Stoner dreams
the ideas and plans which stoners make while high, often never carried out due to forgetting or laziness.
example of stoner dreams:
kevin: “hey ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he’s jesus”
ron: yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day”
20 years later…
no movie
elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and partic-p-te in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. then when you sober up, you realize that it’s just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.
guy 1: dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn’t that be so fun?
guy 2: cmon man, that’s stoner dreams, we’re just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
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