stoner softy


the supposed lack of s-xual male performance when one smokes weed.
stoner1: yeah man i don’t know what was wrong with me. i smoked a couple bowls, and then i just couldn’t get it up for ma’ lady.

stoner2: f-ckin’ a man… stoner softy strikes again…

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