Stoner Swag
a walk that stoners tend to have. it is a swift, gliding movement. although it seems to be slow, the long strides move the stoner far in distance. it is accompanied by a sleepy look.
the boy walking out of the bong shop had stoner swag.
swag aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.
guy1: that dude over there tokin up
guy2: what about him?
guy1: he’s got some serious stoner swag.
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