Stonerism
the religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to partic-p-te in the act of smoking.
see: stoner- a person practicing stonerism
special abilities of stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
approximately 2% of the population practice stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.
him: and then ozone was all, y’know–
her: he was all what -snark-
him: –he was all, y’know, sixbibblin’ on his shirt–
her: sixbibble, what the h-ll does that mean?
him: it’s a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who’s jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.
the act of constantly being under the influence of marijuana.
man, this guy i know totally suffers from stonerism.
an idea that seems wonderful while under the influence of marijuana, but seems horrible when not under the influence.
my brother phoned me while he was under the influence…
“i have a great idea. i want to get a pinball machine. i want to turn it into a pinbong machine.”
“wow, that’s quite the stonerism you got there.”
someone who is constantly miswording thing and forgetting everything
dude i totally forgot we had……what were we talking about dude you just suffered from stonerism
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