Stool Cup


an act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human sh-t to the facial area, either yours or someone else’s in a single, repet-tive motion. virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
‘stool cup’ ex – tragedy today as gerald ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion…in a convenience store. he was delicious.

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