Stop Sign Salami
when one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won’t budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
tom: can you believe this @@#$%!?
ed: (honking) go you idiot! it’s been clear both ways for a full minute!
joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) cr-p, i’m late and it’s another stop sign salami because that fool in the minivan won’t go!
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