Straw
someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in s-xual congress with. akin to boning,banging, tappin dat -ss, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y’all)
she’s a mighty fine straw. too bad i’m strawless in seattle.
a p-n-s that is not circ-msized
my straw is so weird looking dude!
a forumer on torchthebridge who used to be known as the guy who smoked pot all of the time. now simply known as the guy who is a hippie.
man you are as high as straws!
a marijuana cigarette.
attorney: sir, how many straws did you smoke that day?
witness: what?
straw is to be used as an adjective describing an event that was of superior quality. it can also be used to describe someone’s skills at a sport and/or game. the origin of this a bit hazy, but it is believed that it originated when a group of young men were sitting at a restaurant and one man said it out of random. from then on, the word launched into lingo history.
“that was mad straw dude.”
“i am so straw at this sport.”
“straw.”
an ancient bub used countless times
d-mn dude i can’t believe the straw is still cherried.
a grown mans p-n-s.
she sucked on my straw.
i let her suck on my straw.
i whipped out my straw.
she saw my straw and was amazed.
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