straw jacking
verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.
ugh, i’ve been straw jacking this mojito for 10 minutes! i should just go to the bar and order another one!!!
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