sunday candy is the sweet s-x you get sunday night before you have to start your week. it gets you through the week and makes your monday a little easier.
“babe, i really don’t want to go to work tomorrow, can i get some sunday candy?
- hit the jets
to leave promptly, quickly. deshaun hit the jets after lequeefa, his math teacher, sentenced him to 2 days of after school detention.
- Cunny Funt
a silent fart from the v-g-n-. guys, i just did a cunny funt. an alternative way of saying “funny c-nt”. by switching the first letters of each word one does not actually have to say the word “c-nt”. lol, you’re such a cunny funt. an easy to say funny c-nt without the need to say […]
a chattroom hosted at icanhazchat.com where beta males tell average women and/or whales that they should be supermodels. occasionally an alpha male or two will get on cam and the women will start acting like they’re in heat. the beta males are oblivious to why the women are acting this way, and just -ssume that […]
- dawsons crack
a large b-ttcrack showing when someone bends over. ohh…lordy do you see that dawsons crack.
- Sweet Baby Ray The Rapper
an awful rapper who needs to p-ss english cl-ss before he spits anything, let alone bars. person 1: hey did you hear sweet baby ray the rapper has a new alb-m is on itunes? person 2: who cares it has to be the worst thing i have ever heard in my life person 1: yeah […]