street whore
(n.) an employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prost-tute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget s-xual services to new and existing johns. these women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. all street wh-r-s are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.
see also guttersl-t.
my aunt mary buys me expensive gifts because she’s a street wh-r- and she can afford it.
a person who snaps their chewing gum excessively.
could you stop snapping your gum…you sound like a street wh-r-.
a person that exchanges s-xual favors for money and or goods
“dude.. you gave it up for a rooster hat and a playstation game your such a f-cking street wh-r-”
the mothers of all french children.
rank women selling their even ranker p-ss-es on the street for enough money for some crack cocaine or something
bloke 1: man, did you see that street wh-r-?
bloke 2: yes, she looked like that french b-tch i turned down the other day.
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