Strip-club flashbang
when they turn the lights on before closing the club and you’re already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
guy:i know they’re closing but i need to sit for a second.
friend:strip-club flashbang?
guy: yeah i can’t see or move.
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