strike zone


a protective spot on the bottom of laptops designed by dell with the intention of protecting the hard drive from breakage in the event of droppage.
“holy sh-t, ted! i just dropped my dell inspiron |1200 notebook! i broke it forever! mother of f-cking pearls!”

“nahh dude its all good. dells have strike zones.”

yayy for strike zones
just as in baseball where you will try your best to hit the ball that comes into your strike zone, you would date or have s-x with a girl/guy that is in your strike zone.
scarlett johansson is in my strike zone.
the strike zone a girls body from her knees to her chest. in other words a b-tter face. the girl has rocking body from her legs to her chest but her face is less than appetizing.
ryan: tom would you do that girl?
tom: i would do her based on her strike zone legs great b–bs great face less than average.
ryan: yeah you are right her face sucks…but d-mn tell that girl she has three strikes cause that strike zone is rocking.

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