Strokin’ a Yakker
when virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common ‘virtual’ friends and, while one of the partic-p-nts -ssumes that the other person is good looking, the -ssumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other partic-p-nts expectations.
in short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin’ hot.
tom: dude, did you see how i was flirting with kate’s friend kim on the email chain this morning? i was on point.
ted: dude, do you even know what kim looks like?
tom: nah, man. is she hot?
ted: negative. you’ve been strokin’ a yakker.
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