Strooms


the coolest way to say “restrooms” you’ll ever see.
guy 1: hey man, i’m going to go hit the ‘strooms real quick.

guy 2: -thinks to himself- that is one cool guy.
shorthand for “restrooms”, or just removing the “re”. only a select group of floridians have cought on so far.
“i have to expell urin, where is the nearest stroom?!”
“those were some mighty clean strooms”
“ashley got pregnant in the mens strooms”
1. a word used to describe someone who is obsessed with actual sh-t.
2. one who enjoys in the partaking of photographing sh-t in a toilet bowl.
3. sh-t,p–p,poo,t-rd,monster sh-t
1. “look at that strooms rubbing sh-t all over himself”
2. “i wouldn’t go in there, there’s a strooms in every stall.”
3. oh man, that is the biggest strooms i’ve ever laid.

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