stumpy fuck


a stumpy f-ck is the act of having s-x with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
jason “oh man i totally stumpy f-cked that girl last night!”
nina “arms or legs!?”
jason “both! we did it hog tie style!”

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