Stwaticrux
a hidden v-g-n-: when a girl is born in india her parents take her v-g-n- and hide it as an inexpensive alternative to a chast-ty belt. a map to the v-g-n- is presented to the happy couple upon their wedding night.
parents: congratulations on your wedding! here is the map to your stw-ticrux, have fun!!!
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