Subway Stance
the stance one -ssumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. a good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. styles include, but are not limited to:
the “cowboy” (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
the “sprinter” (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
the “doggystyle” (-ssume doggystyle position)
the “beanstalk” (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
dan- “wow, look at that guy ride the subway! he doesn’t hold on to the handrails at all! how doesn’t he fall?”
christina-“he is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance”
dan-“thats the coolest thing ever”
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