going to wikipedia with the intention of quickly looking up some facts or background on a given topic or person and getting sucked into article after article with each article getting farther away from the topic you originally looked up. a typical wikipedia attack will last at least 30-45 minutes.
“i’m late because i wanted to double check whoppi goldberg’s birthday but i had a wikipedia attack and by the time you called me to see why i was late i was reading about ups.”
funny stuff, in a funky sort of way. scoop was totally funkneez last night when he shot his -ss in the foot.
a nickname for a person with a small d-ck. girl: that guy last night was such a funnell
fat, up on coochie area! kimmi has one big as fou-ka!lol
a word for when a girl still has pants on and your finger her and it gets her so wet that it soaks through. guy 1: i just fingered that girl while she was still wearing her panties and made her so wet it soaked through guy 2: you mean you greenaway’d her?
when you do something and someone else does the same thing but you make an excuse to justify what you are doing is right. me “you drank my beer” you “but you drank my beer!” me “but that’s different” you “hey, that’s a miranda-ism and you’re wrong”