Sugar Momma

opposite of a sugar daddy.
a woman that gives money or gifts in return for s-x.
taken from scene in “just shoot me”

mya: where’d you get the new scooter?

finch: oh, allison gave it to me because i had s-x with her.

elliot: alright finch! a real sugar momma, way to go!
1) the female version of a sugar daddy

2) a cougar or female who’ll pay for her younger love interests cars, proms, travels, jewels, etc.
demi moore is toally aston kutcher’s sugar momma
a woman who is seen as someone who can provide an interested male with financial support.
many women may find themselves a sugar daddy to payroll their expensive lifestyles, but don’t kid yourself, some men are smart enough to find themselves a nice sugar momma to support them as well.
the bitter and unhappy wife of the sugar daddy candy. sits at home while sugar daddy parties it up with peeps such as babe ruth and m&m. sugar momma is usually only content when payday comes to visit with a 100 grand.
before the partwii, lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to mickey d’s with his brofriend chuck norris and bought a mcg-ngb-ng happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started s-xting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of jager pong. lauren gave chuck the air jerk as he noticed tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art cl-ss. lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. as lauren walked outside he saw, bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of dr. pepper and big league chew. the night of celebrating lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.