suicide forest nut tree
the act of shooting a squirrel with a bb gun, retrieving the dead carc-ss, and proceeding to slide a hard p-n-s into the mouth of that squirrel. after s-m-n fills the critter’s stomach, you then pick an acceptable size tree in the aokigahara forest located in j-pan, aka “the suicide forest” then hang the wild rodent by the neck to a branch of the tree using yarn.
every year, my wife and i take a trip to j-pan and visit my suicide forest nut tree, to remind us of the good times.
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