Sun Tzu
sun tzu is traditionally believed to have auth-r-d the art of war, an influential ancient chinese book on military strategy considered to be a prime example of taoist thinking. sun has had a significant impact on chinese and asian history and culture, both as an author of the art of war and through legend. during the 19th and 20th centuries, sun’s the art of war grew in popularity and saw practical use in western society, and his work has continued to influence both asian and western culture and politics.
“all war is based on deception.” – sun tzu
tactician of ancient china who wrote the legendary book, ‘the art of war’, which is still respected today as a powerful guide to both military and political strategy.
chinaman born about 500b.c. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
a: the enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
b: i’ll check what sun tzu said to do
-some time later-
a: well?
b: it says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. we know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
-in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone-
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