Swoophy
all nouns can be categorized as ‘swoophy’ or pertaining ‘swooph’. to be ‘swoophy’ your “mojo must be goofy” if your mojo is not goofy, you have no ‘swooph’. if you have no ‘mojo’ whatsoever, then you most likely have “swag”. lame. if you have a “goofy mojo” you are special, and you are ent-tled to claim yourself ‘swoophy’
instead of saying ‘swag’ after everything, say swooph.
austin powers is swoophy
bill clinton is swoophy
the teenage mutant ninja turtles are swoophy
johnny tsunami is swoophy
the rugrats are swoophy
pablo pic-sso is swoophy
casey anthony is swoophy.. just kidding f-ck that b-tch no swooph.
if you’re outgoing and can talk to anyone, you’re probably swoophy.
“i just woke up in my polo pj’s feeling extra swoophy!”
“oh my gosh, oh my gosh, based g-d, you are so swoophy”
“i just got her number by using rap lyrics as a pickup line, pure swoophy”
bird of swooph-peac-ck
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