when you and your friend realize you have both had s-x on the same bed or in the same bedroom, but each of your s-xual conquests occurred at different times.
“you hooked up on katie’s futon too?!”
“yeah, last year. oh that makes us surfer sisters!”
meaning the luckiest person alive or someone extremely lucky. that n-gg- is a real thawsif! nice job, done like a thawsif! meaning the luckiest person alive or someone extremely lucky. that n-gg- is a real thawsif! nice job, done like a thawsif!
- The Cranston
the scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl’s thighs. the cranston is the scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl’s thighs. measured 1-3, it’s based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. the higher the number (a 3 cranston), the more sp-ce […]
- The JLO effect
when a dorky/nerdy white male turns hot after dating a latina. just like ben affleck, tom looks hot now that he’s dating maria, it must be the jlo effect.
- The Kamina Effect
sadness and shocked derived from when a character in a story is heavily implied to be a major player (or even a main character) only to be suddenly killed early in their arc. named for kamina from tengen toppa gurren lagann. notable examples include maes hughes from fullmetal alchemist and ned stark from game of […]
- three finger mack
an effective way of seducing/ pleasing your s-xual partner using three fingers dude i hit her with the three finger mack, she is down for the count.