Suspend-a-friend
a friend who you can lose contact with for months, or even years on end, but as soon as you see them again, it’s like nothing has ever changed, and there’s no awkwardness.
i hadn’t seen tom in years, but as soon as we met for coffee, it was like nothing had changed; he’s such a good suspend-a-friend!
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