swable, a street word short for “weed” or “pot” usually used in illegal transactions.
do you have the swable?
- captain's honor
captain’s honor is some suicidal, sentimental bs that involves the captain going down with his ship if it sinks. that’s literally throwing your life away for no reason. screw that! i’m getting off this ship! because of the captain’s honor, he chose to go down with his ship.
stands for lick my vaginia. like smd but the girl version. katie walked over and threw me on the bed. she ripped off my clothes and sucks on my nipples. once they got hard, i licked hers. it was f-ck-ng hot. then i told her, “lmv” and she did. until i got all wet. then […]
the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n directly after urinating, generally due to buildup after not having an -rg-sm for an extended period of time. it should be noted that this occurs without the sensation of -rg-sm, and is simply -j-c-l-t–n of excess. man, i just had a logasm in your toilet.
- lohan holiday
noun. (1) when someone drinks heavily during a holiday, particularly when all of their extended family is present. (2) an exotic mixture of illegal stimulants chosen for energy-fueling and appet-te suppression. (1) george: “mom’s in the other room sleeping even though the party isn’t over, she’s been on a lohan holiday for the entire week […]