swagasaurus
someone with so much swag, it’s too hard to handle. you want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.
anna: d-mn, look at that swagasaurus!
sindy: i would date that hot mess, but he’s too short!
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when there is so much swag, that the value of it drops. because everyone has it. this is usually due to the presence of a swagmachine. omg swagflation much, everyone is sagging! not cool bro. too much good stuff? too much swag!
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