Swagger Dagger


a p-n-s. but not just any p-n-s, must be a boss. a p-n-s that gets it done and has the confidence of a banny rooster. a c-ck of the walk. when you roll so hard and have so much swag you c-ck can get them digits from a waitress while you order a drink from the bar. when you text and drive your d-ck can take the wheel, so you can use both hands and focus on your tweets. that’s a swagger dagger.
i rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my swagger dagger. ray’s got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.
the article of clothing that makes the whole outfit full of swagger. it complements everything else, and without it, there would be little or no swagger at all. some people have more than one swagger dagger.
man, that dudes swagged out.

yeah, but his snapback is his swagger dagger.
some part of a person’s personality, clothing, apparell or general appearance that kills any swag they would’ve or could’ve had without it
that guy’s dumb-ss fedora is a total swagger dagger, how cool would that suit look without it!?

anything a hipster wears or does is a swagger dagger
noun:one swag -ss d-ck, lady killers ultimate tool
verb: getting a chick so turned on during fore play that she throws out the rule book i.e. no intercourse ,no -n-l, t-t jobs ect.
gurl he stabbed me in the back with that swagger dagger

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