swagger wagon
the term used for a minivan with lots of swagger. only swagger wagon members are aloud in swagger wagon.
“i took a ride in the swagger wagon tonight, i’m full of swagger!”
a swaggerwagon is a type of vehicle that you wouldn’t be caught dead in and is so sh-tty that it just makes it so awesome to where it has intense swag.
friend: dude, why the h-ll do you drive a mini-van?
person: yo don’t be dissin. its not a mini-van. its a swaggerwagon.
a metaphorical “wagon” full of swagger that, if tipped, will lead to great punishment.
that b-tch tried to tip my swaggerwagon. i beat her -ss before she could even come near it.
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