swaggu
a substance and/or aura that is present in a select population of swaggerific people. most people do not have swaggu or even understand what it is, but those who have it are often characterized by their ability to intimidate others, attract the opposite s-x, attract the same s-x, and radiate swag.
those with swaggu are often envied by those without this miraculous gift.
synonyms: there is nothing even close to swaggu so don’t f—ing try to find a synonym
q:why is the floor slippery?
a:oh sorry! i dripped some swaggu.
q:d-mn how did beyonce get to be like that?
a: swaggu
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