Swagjaculate
1. to -j-c-l-t- in a manner that does not betray the portrayal of swag.
2. to -j-c-l-t- s-m-n that is composed of at least 60% swag.
yo, i swagjaculated all over mah b-tch last night. i ain’t show no emotion. i be representin mah swag at all times.
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