Swagnado
a swag so devastatingly powerful that it can destroy entire midwestern towns. throwing cows miles, flipping cars, and dropping panties across the country.
guy 1 : just got an hour long bj.
guy2 : swagnado
a collection or group of people who over use swag as a term. these groups can be heard in hallways yelling the not yet understood mating call “swag”
forming huge swirling circles of deadly cries of “swag”
jimmy: “oh my g-d joe are you okay?”
joe: “yes, but i barely made it out of that swagnado alive”
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