swagsexual
swag-s-xuality is unlike any other, its basicaly the same thing as being straight but you have swag. in being a swags-xual you have amazing hair, good looks and rep the most freshest clothes. being a swags-xual is hard work, because girls are always after you. it is not the samething as a metros-xual because metros-xuals dont have swag and dont rep the style and sw-ng that swags-xuals have. if you have skinny jeans, swagolicous shirts, and the freshest shoes you are a swags-xual and get so many girls.
if your name are any of these you proly have swag off the back and are a swags-xual—
-pete, pedro, pietro, peter
-sean
-alexander
– ect.. too many too name but these are the basic ones.
swags-xuality is basically the defiance of any rules and the rejection of what people think of you. being swags-xual has nothing to do with the term “swag” and was actually coined by @joshdmayo in mid/late-2012 to make fun of the word. to be swags-xual gives up all of your rights as a “popular” person, and invokes your rights as level with the majority of people. if you are swags-xual however, it doesn’t mean your average. it means you don’t give a f-ck what you are. it can also be used to describe how s-xual a person is. being swags-xual means you attract both the opposite and same s-x in an indescribable way.
it can be used as a noun, adjective, or adverb.
he is swas-xual.
he has swags-xuality.
he is being swags-xul.
“you’re looking very swags-xual today.”
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